The Pro Bowl move

Governor Lingle has revealed that for years there has been talk within the NFL of moving the Pro Bowl to whatever city the Super Bowl is in.

And in 2010 they're gonna try it, holding it in Miami instead of Honolulu. Well, THAT won't work.

Here are my top 9 reasons why the Pro Bowl won't be as good when it's in Miami--

9. Miami women not as beautiful. 8. Plantains not as good as apple bananas. 7. Don Johnson not as good as Jack Lord. 6. They've got swamp where the mountains ought to be. 5. Floridians are so touchy about pronouncing their local names. 4. And their foods are so weird! I mean, grits have no flavor at all! 3. No conqui frogs but only because the alligators ate 'em. 2. Instead of whale watching, they've just got manatees. And the number one reason why a Pro Bowl in Miami won't be as good... 1. Reckless driving by the CSI Miami people in those Hummers.      

Comments

[Nathan Kam]

Howard...you are too funny! Great take on the Pro Bowl move. I'm interested to see how the response from the players is going to be. Hawaii was a great opportunity to bring the family. I guess we'll see if this holds up in Miami.